I'm taking Fridays off

*WARNING- I SWEAR IN THIS POST

Instead of posting all the things I kinda like about this miserable city, I am taking Friday's OFF and officially making them "Things I REALLY hate about New York" Day. It's like when you're on a diet and you have to be good for 6 days and then you get one, shame filled day to binge and purge and eat everything in sight? Yeah, it's like that.

So. Without further ado.

THINGS I HATE ABOUT NEW YORK:

1. The asshole doorman who wouldn't let me bring my dog into an office building to return something that would have taken no more than 2 minutes. I even picked her up so technically I didn't have a dog with me. If she is on my person, and not on the floor and able to shit, then in my world no dog exists. This fucktard really ruffled my feathers; threatening me with snazzy phrases like: "Lady, you don't wanna mess with me, it's Friday."

What, so you're saying Tuesday would be better for you?

So, I left and took my apparently evil, poopfilled puppy with me. I came back a few minutes later, sans dog, and did my business. But not before getting the phone number for the management company that runs the building, calling them and making a formal complaint about the *goombas running the front desk.

Don't fuck with me on Friday, either.



*He may or may not have been Italian. I just like that word.